when your down to your least favorite pokemon
“You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
the quote made it
I am so happy
"fappy the anti-masturbation dolphin"
Where can I find the audio DL of this??
i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
I got bored at work.
yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone